HEy
readers!
Today on the LRT on the way back home, me and my fencing buds realised that there were tons of ex-BPPians on the train(them included). So it got me thinking... FOETUS!!!
Okay if you know me personally, you would know i find the word "foetus" extremely funny and i over abuse it quite often whenever i see a childhood picture of anyone, anywhere. Like how do you not find it funny i mean, COME ON --- FOETUS.
So yea the most practical use of the word foetus, in my opinion, is describing one's old pictures when they were still pre-pubescent little children. In other words... PRIMARY SCHOOL!!!
I was from West View Primary School located conveniently 2 LRT stops from my house which is actually a whole lot nearer compared to my current school i.e. BPGHS. I spent 6 years of my life there being a lazy-fat-sissy ass guy(seriously anyone from my year can tell you i was iconic for being the guy who loved waving his colourful checkered handkerchiefs around), but hey that was when i still didn't what the heck i was doing with my life!! I was in the ICT Club from primary 1-2 but then i dropped out and went to join English Club with a few of my really-good-friends (SHOUTOUT TO SIR NEHA AND THEODORA)and we sorta became the accidental mafia-bosses of the CCA for 4 years straight. I remember we had this very special corner in the library where the gang played scrabble and it was just non-stop laughing at retarded jokes that were just plain lame, but we still laughed until we couldn't breathe literally 95% of the time spent during English Club. OH and i was actually in Netball for a few months before i was forced to join the English Club by my English teacher, i remember when i tried to tell my friend Yi De that Secondary School had NO mixed-Netball he was so heartbroken and devastated. Haha i remember his face when i had to break the news to him, he was on the verge of tearing.
West View's school compound really isn't all that big, BUT outside the canteen area there was a huge snake n' ladder board painted on the ground *dental/oral hygiene remix* plus a whole walkway with portraits of the ex-presidents of Singapore! Cool stuff if you ask me.
West View has quite a number of really good teachers. The most memorable ones were of course my p5-p6 teachers whom i have yet to personally thank for helping me get my As! Before them, my language was utter bullcrap like i wouldn't even give a two cents hoot about writing a compo. But because of them, i continue to enjoy writing stuff(like this). My chinese teacher was from China so she spoke with a very thick accent but i guess that sorta helped me get my A. Looking back i also realised how much of a freaking suck-up i was. Literally, every word that i didn't understand i would raise my hand and she would have to explain to entire the class what it was. It’s good to ask questions but the thing is i asked too many self-explanatory ones which made me the class nerd of sorta. And i was actually 2nd-in-class just behind the Chinese girl who was from China! I remember one time i had chinese homework undone and she had English homework undone so we sorta made a secret deal whereby we would help each other do the others work and yea it worked out well haha. My English teacher was Miss Wee Soo Ting, and she is a very simple-minded old lady who speaks in posh English(much like Mrs Hoe in BPGHS). She was a motherly-figure to my mafia-boss gang and she pushed us till we got our eventual A*'s for English! One unique thing about her is that she is still wearing the same clothes she wore 4 years ago, I’m not even kidding i saw her in the same 3/4 length skirt and purple top like a few months ago at the CCK MRT Station
Today on the LRT on the way back home, me and my fencing buds realised that there were tons of ex-BPPians on the train(them included). So it got me thinking... FOETUS!!!
Okay if you know me personally, you would know i find the word "foetus" extremely funny and i over abuse it quite often whenever i see a childhood picture of anyone, anywhere. Like how do you not find it funny i mean, COME ON --- FOETUS.
So yea the most practical use of the word foetus, in my opinion, is describing one's old pictures when they were still pre-pubescent little children. In other words... PRIMARY SCHOOL!!!
I was from West View Primary School located conveniently 2 LRT stops from my house which is actually a whole lot nearer compared to my current school i.e. BPGHS. I spent 6 years of my life there being a lazy-fat-sissy ass guy(seriously anyone from my year can tell you i was iconic for being the guy who loved waving his colourful checkered handkerchiefs around), but hey that was when i still didn't what the heck i was doing with my life!! I was in the ICT Club from primary 1-2 but then i dropped out and went to join English Club with a few of my really-good-friends (SHOUTOUT TO SIR NEHA AND THEODORA)and we sorta became the accidental mafia-bosses of the CCA for 4 years straight. I remember we had this very special corner in the library where the gang played scrabble and it was just non-stop laughing at retarded jokes that were just plain lame, but we still laughed until we couldn't breathe literally 95% of the time spent during English Club. OH and i was actually in Netball for a few months before i was forced to join the English Club by my English teacher, i remember when i tried to tell my friend Yi De that Secondary School had NO mixed-Netball he was so heartbroken and devastated. Haha i remember his face when i had to break the news to him, he was on the verge of tearing.
West View's school compound really isn't all that big, BUT outside the canteen area there was a huge snake n' ladder board painted on the ground *dental/oral hygiene remix* plus a whole walkway with portraits of the ex-presidents of Singapore! Cool stuff if you ask me.
West View has quite a number of really good teachers. The most memorable ones were of course my p5-p6 teachers whom i have yet to personally thank for helping me get my As! Before them, my language was utter bullcrap like i wouldn't even give a two cents hoot about writing a compo. But because of them, i continue to enjoy writing stuff(like this). My chinese teacher was from China so she spoke with a very thick accent but i guess that sorta helped me get my A. Looking back i also realised how much of a freaking suck-up i was. Literally, every word that i didn't understand i would raise my hand and she would have to explain to entire the class what it was. It’s good to ask questions but the thing is i asked too many self-explanatory ones which made me the class nerd of sorta. And i was actually 2nd-in-class just behind the Chinese girl who was from China! I remember one time i had chinese homework undone and she had English homework undone so we sorta made a secret deal whereby we would help each other do the others work and yea it worked out well haha. My English teacher was Miss Wee Soo Ting, and she is a very simple-minded old lady who speaks in posh English(much like Mrs Hoe in BPGHS). She was a motherly-figure to my mafia-boss gang and she pushed us till we got our eventual A*'s for English! One unique thing about her is that she is still wearing the same clothes she wore 4 years ago, I’m not even kidding i saw her in the same 3/4 length skirt and purple top like a few months ago at the CCK MRT Station
West
View is the place where i made some close friends (clearly) and these epic
bunch of people include the mafia-boss gang whose actual names are Sneha and
Theodor haha. Others are people from my class 5-6 Glorious some of whom i still
in contact today, because we are in the same class up to this day. One in
particular is special because he's been my classmate for like 9 years -P1 to
Sec4- and he is none other than the very-famous-and-somewhat-popular guy Lim
Jia Wei hahahaha! OHhhhh man do i have stories about him, but for that you'll
have to come see me because some of them can't be shared publicly for sensitive
reason such as his face lmao. Another person who wins top honours for the
same-class-as-me-for-a-long-time-award would be Aldren Chai who has been my
classmate for 5 years!! I remember he was damn cocky because his p5/6 Science
was ridiculously OP and he always topped the whole class.
Soo yea that was my life for about 6 years and who knows, maybe i'll write a blog post about my even more interesting Secondary School life once i graduate and go places.
Until then!
PS.
VERY IMPORTANT INFORMATION FOR ALL DRAGON NEST FANS OUT THERE!!! 70 CAP IS COMING TO SEA FDGKLJHKLDFLFHSJKFSLFJA THEY JUST ANNOUNCED THAT IT’S COMING OVER ON GM ADDISON KANG'S FACEBOOK WALL IM DYING OF EXCITEMENT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Soo yea that was my life for about 6 years and who knows, maybe i'll write a blog post about my even more interesting Secondary School life once i graduate and go places.
Until then!
PS.
VERY IMPORTANT INFORMATION FOR ALL DRAGON NEST FANS OUT THERE!!! 70 CAP IS COMING TO SEA FDGKLJHKLDFLFHSJKFSLFJA THEY JUST ANNOUNCED THAT IT’S COMING OVER ON GM ADDISON KANG'S FACEBOOK WALL IM DYING OF EXCITEMENT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
...FOETUS!...
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