PDA

  Public Display of Affection. Now i know this is a very sensitive topic HOWEVER, there are just some lines that people should never ever cross. I thought about this topic when i saw a girl slapping her man's ass while i was on the LRT back home from church, and it was just incredibly awkward like i couldn't even. The thirst emitting from those two made my throat go dry and i really wanted to pour water all over them just to quench them.

  Here are a few types of PDAs and also how i feel about them

  1. The "oh are you alright? here have my jacket since its so cold"
  Generally i feel this is the most nicest and best type of PDA because it is very genuine and most people who see this (i think) will feel all warm and fuzzy inside because its just too damn awww-ish. I personally feel this is the most ideal type of love that we should see evident in people today, one about caring for the other person and giving up things for them.

  2. The "aww bby i luv u!!11! u luv me? aww i luv u 2 muacks"
  In my honest opinion whenever i see people talk like that it reminds me of AuditionSEA, whereby you see this almost everywhere(i admit i did take part in this mess before). AuditionSEA is a dancing game where one of the central mechanics of the game is the couple-system. So you see all sorts of cheesy-ass stuff even in their names, eg. ---xBLACK & ---xWHITE , ROMEOx3 & JULIETx3 , xHIS & xHERS. And also words like "dar", "bi" or "baby" flying all over the public chat boxes [I'M EVEN NOT KIDDING THIS DOES EXIST] I'm not saying its not right to do that, but you don't say that kinda stuff in public okay, just don't, its ridiculously awkward to everyone around you and it sounds plain childish and downright lame.

  3. The "oh haha just gonna randomly slap your ass cus i like dat"
  NO. just NO. This literally happened just today on the lrt and i could not even fathom what was going on in the minds of those two lovebuckets. The moment they walked into the LRT all i could see was them holding each other as if they were going to participate in some romantic ball, hands wrapped around her back and hands wrapped around his waist. I was still fine with this UNTIL she started casually slapping his ass as if it was a drum and i was just secretly staring at them like

really just... stAHp. Their thirst needed to be quenched really badly and i bet everyone else was like "GET A ROOM DAMMIT."

  Basically these are the 3 types of PDA in which i have seen in public for real and while some are kinda sweet, some are just downright nope. You can do whatever cheesy/romantic/sweet/loving/cute you want to each other behind closed doors it doesn't matter as its your own privacy and i believe everybody respects that. But the moment you do it PUBLICLY, shit is going to get down.

PS.
The next time i see PDA #3 happen idek what's going to happen anymore like what is life? I will never be the same.